I Have No Plan For This
Do I still have the capacity to form and communicate thoughts? Let's find out.

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Mar
28
Still from Elvira Mistress of the Dark, showing Elvira in her car

If there is a multiverse, which one am I in

Every so often I see a film or a TV show for the first time and somehow it feels wrong
2 min read
Mar
21
stereograph showing a man and women kissing in victorian dress

Dating shouldn't have a fail condition

Everyone knows there's a loneliness epidemic among young men. This is, naturally, because of the patriarchy and Queen
5 min read
Mar
14
A pile of delicious feijoas

Oh look, I'm in New Zealand

I can judge billionaires for a lot of things but I can never quite bring myself to condemn private jets,
3 min read
Mar
07
Anitfa icon Porco Rosso fixing his red seaplane

My plane was broken and I am stuck halfway to New Zealand, these are my thoughts

I have had roughly five hours of sleep in two days. I have been sent to a hotel in Singapore
2 min read
Feb
28
Vincent Adultman from Bojack Horseman saying "I like business...uh, transactions"

Why did we all decide business is sensible?

I've decided that an MBA is the most nonsense degree you can have. And I say that as
6 min read
Feb
23
A man holds a bunch of money and gives a thumbs up. He is dead behind the eyes.

A list of the ways I am currently providing value for shareholders

Sometimes, when you are having a Rough Time™ it can be helpful to have something to hold on to, to
2 min read
Feb
14
Etching showing a person with their head on their arms, monsters flocking behind them

The hell of frustrated optimism

Good lord, it's scammy out there. Have you noticed this? I've been desperately seeking literally any
7 min read
Feb
07
Taskmaster task outfits: ranked

Taskmaster task outfits: ranked

The following is the definitive ranking of Taskmaster task outfits. I placed each outfit on a whim and stand by
16 min read
Feb
01
An image from Tatami Time Machine Blues showing a girl with short dark hair lying down in front of a clock

What weird shit have you watched recently: part one

You know when you were a kid and there was a general ruckus around, like a lot of kids being
3 min read
Jan
24
A plain red cap because I didn't want to actually host a maga image

For those who survive this, we must also learn from it

There is a tendency among humans to believe we're living at the end of history. In every era
3 min read