What is the point of life and why have we fallen so far from god's light

A few years ago, thanks to Jamie getting a nice Christmas bonus from the doomed start up he was working for at the time, we got a PlayStaion 5. It came pre-loaded with a cute little game* intended to demonstrate all the fun things the PS5 can do.

Things like the nice haptics in the controller when you make a character run on different surfaces. The way the motion control interacts with the directional keys. The kinds of intensive and detailed hardware characteristics that most games are never going to use – because most games are designed to be played on all the consoles not to mention on desktop computers, none of which have any of this stuff.

But that's not important. What's important is that this little game, this heavily branded demo, was cute as hell.