What You Can Expect From My Benevolent Dictatorship

It's not that I want to be a dictator, so much as it is that I am deeply tired of living living in a society where everything is arranged incorrectly!

• If you find a Lime bike or similar left in an obnoxious place, you will be legally entitled to set it on fire
• Similarly, if you are near a car with an alarm that keeps going off for an extended period of time, you will be legally entitled to put a brick through its window
• UBI, obviously